Goat Rodeo Sessions, A [redacted] review

Yo-Yo Ma, Stuart Duncan, Edgar Meyer, and Chris Thile, what could possibly go wrong? A Goat Rodeo, thats what, or maybe a new album?

One of the more polite definitions from urbandictionary.com says this about a goat rodeo:

A chaotic situation, often one that involves several people, each with a different agenda/vision/perception of what’s going on; a situation that is very difficult, despite energy and efforts, to instill any sense or order into
And the less polite version goes like this…
A situation that is hopelessly fucked up. The worst of three stages of goat-ness. First is the Goat Rope, defined else where.

Then there is the utilitraian Goat Fuck. This normally requires a serious amount of work to unfuck.

Lastly, there is the Goat Rodeo. The worst of the three, it is beyond even profanity. It describes a situation that involves many individuals screw ups, and implies that the fuck up is already well underway, meaning that there is no hope in stopping the mess.

I had a long winded, metaphor laced literary style diatribe/review constructed right here, but my grandma always said if you don’t have anything nice to say don’t say anything at all. So I’ve redacted that portion and leave you with this advice.
If you are invited to a Goat Rodeo, don’t go.
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